A rapid application of sunscreen before two soccer games = white stripes.
A rapid application of self-tanner, you know, to cover up said stripes = brown stripes.
[Fool-proof? Mwahh ha ha. Yeah right.]
I'm a mess.
I'm headed to the zoo this morning with Zack's kindergarten class. I shall blend with my zebra kin-folk.
At least it is supposed to rain this week.