Threats and false accusations
Zack: Blah, blah...kills me. Blah, blah...I'm going to kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
[Methinks my son has settled on a favorite new word. He does not watch The Sopranos.]
Day after day...
MM: Zack, I don't want to hear you say 'kill' all day long.
MM: I said stop saying 'kill'.
MM: Please say 'live' or 'resurrect'.
MM: Hmph*^#$@@!
This morning...
MM: I've made it pretty clear that you need to stop threatening to kill things/people/villains/invisible friends. Even pretending. 'We' don't threaten people.
Zack: What about Corbin Bleu?
MM: What??? Why would we want to hurt him?
Zack: You threatened to kill Corbin Bleu on Sunday!! Remember?
I know I was sick Sunday, but rest assured, no casual threats were coming from my lips while my rump was planted on the sofa.
Not in front of the kids anyway.
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[Methinks my son has settled on a favorite new word. He does not watch The Sopranos.]
Day after day...
MM: Zack, I don't want to hear you say 'kill' all day long.
MM: I said stop saying 'kill'.
MM: Please say 'live' or 'resurrect'.
MM: Hmph*^#$@@!
This morning...
MM: I've made it pretty clear that you need to stop threatening to kill things/people/villains/invisible friends. Even pretending. 'We' don't threaten people.
Zack: What about Corbin Bleu?
MM: What??? Why would we want to hurt him?
Zack: You threatened to kill Corbin Bleu on Sunday!! Remember?
I know I was sick Sunday, but rest assured, no casual threats were coming from my lips while my rump was planted on the sofa.
Not in front of the kids anyway.
Technorati tags: motherhood bad+words
Comments
Good luck with the reprogramming...
I'm such a neat freak.
You could start a word pool, like I do with my poetry students. "Annihilate," "exterminate," "obliterate." Those are good 5 point words right there.
Best of luck.