Laundry, no-smut shorts and messages from the crazy ex-girlfriend
Knee-length gauchos: 'Mom, they swish...'
Bright, sequined gauchos; super comfy.
Mid-thigh denim shorts. Cute and she can wear them to school.
I love the Children's Place.
*****
Greg brought his laptop up to laundryland last night; I was folding five loads while watching The Riches. As soon as he said, 'You will never guess who just sent me a message', I knew.
Greg's crazy ex found him on the internet. I wondered when she would resurface.
I have a policy: I stay friendly with ex-boyfriends because I love my husband, and I go out of way to inquire/befriend/include their wives and children. I respect their wives. I ogle over their babies.
Many years have passed. Surely we have all grown-up, and we will laugh about her stalking tendencies funny antics when Greg and I started dating.
But CrazyExGirlfriend is, well, crazy, she doesn't know these rules. She doesn't care about these rules. She is a 39 year-old divorcee with myspace looking to date. She doesn't ask about me. She hasn't changed.
She acts like she doesn't know he is married to me, that he picked me. Then I look at Greg's bare-bones myspace page, the one he uses for his car club.
The default says he is single and doesn't want kids.
That probably didn't help.
I pray she goes away.
I don't use the word 'crazy' lightly.
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Comments
Looks like you need to put those mad HTML skills to good use (who needs a summer Saturday class) and hack Greg's myspace page. Lots of pictures of you and the kids with a ton of those annoying sparkly myspace things might get the point across that either a) he is happily married or b) he is gay and not interested. I'd shoot for a) since his car buddies look at that page too...
Good luck finding who is stealing your laundry. The same guy is getting all of my left socks.
-Stu
Oh. Yes. She. Did.
First, that is just wrong.
Second, uh... last time I checked the whole 5 fruit/veg a day thing qualified as vegan.