(Also: Please help me find a *new* way of saying *new*. I have overused it this past month and cringe every time I see it.)
Let's start with the living room, because
I love the hickory wood floors, and the spacious vaulted ceilings and I'm not even quoting a realtor. It's light and airy, even when it's gloomy outside. Great news for drizzleland.
Jake wakes from his nap, ready for his photo shoot. It's all about you, isn't it Jake?
Jake. You are such a goober.