Shhh, I don't want to get caught ratting my kid out here, but he caught the tooth fairy red-handed last night. He told me in confidence. She has blue wings, with a tooth tattoo.
We can't let that get out.
There were just a few kids left in his class with all their 'baby' teeth intact. This was a heavy burden - a burden he freed himself from with a mighty yank and a twist.
It made his mama proud.
So welcome to land of adult teeth, son.
Now, go brush 'em.