So I bought into the hype and found me a much younger guy, to pal around with at library.
Scandalous, I know.
I always was a sucker for man with a thing for books. Add some mad glue stick skillz, and you've got yourself a Storytime date.
(There's nothing sweeter than watching him unearth his library card from his pocket, so proud to check out his own books, like his big brother, like his older cousins. He's quite the catch.)