excuse me while I drink (water)
Note to self: When you are due for your bi-monthly blood draw AND you've been sick, think about rescheduling.
When three medical professionals comment on looking dehydrated, take heed. Maybe it's not the day to draw blood
And when the first, oh, 10 attempts are fruitless and the kind lady asks if she jab around the other arm, stop while you're ahead. You can come back.
Because when you smugly say, "Sure, no problem" the next thing you know you're wheeling around on a gurney, dehydrated and woozy and pretty certain you've mooned the entire lab on your 'graceful' descent down.
(Dang pants. Dang keister.)
Two assistants, more pokes and a billion promises to take it easy later, I was on my feet and out the door.
(So much for a margarita tonight. Make mine a virgin...)
When three medical professionals comment on looking dehydrated, take heed. Maybe it's not the day to draw blood
And when the first, oh, 10 attempts are fruitless and the kind lady asks if she jab around the other arm, stop while you're ahead. You can come back.
Because when you smugly say, "Sure, no problem" the next thing you know you're wheeling around on a gurney, dehydrated and woozy and pretty certain you've mooned the entire lab on your 'graceful' descent down.
(Dang pants. Dang keister.)
Two assistants, more pokes and a billion promises to take it easy later, I was on my feet and out the door.
(So much for a margarita tonight. Make mine a virgin...)
Comments
No photos of the moon? Geez.
Take care!!
Please get better. I will want you to come with to meet Cami & Miss Burrows. (And I just want you to feel good, of course).
hope you feel better soon!
(I see the doctor all the time and usually it's a breeze.)
I was just surprised because I had been guzzling water and hot tea all weekend. And feeling like a dope. A mooning dope.
Hope you feel better soon!!!!!
Hope you feel better soon.
-Stu